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Christmas everyday
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on somebody's face
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Santa Claus is on the way
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be Christmas every day�
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and the band begins to play
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Christmas every day.
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I was just getting into that.
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What are you doing ?
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Roast potatoes.
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Were doing Christmas.
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Christmas.
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Christmas Day, December 25th.
You've heard of it ?
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No work today,
so the bottles on the table.
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I know we didn't have
decorations last year. But, er�
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I couldn't find them last year.
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They're only supposed to have
stored essentials here.
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I think it's kind of adorable
someone thinks tinsel is essential.
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I figured it'd be good for us
to have a meal, a drink, talk�
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Good for you or me ?
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Come on.
What has it been, five years ?
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How many sentences
have you said to me ? Three ?
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I mean, I'm exaggerating�
a little.
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But, come on, there
is a little bit of
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a conversational drought happening here.
My ears need water.
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I'm not big on conversation.
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- Practice makes perfect.
- Maybe I'll bore you.
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Buddy, look, at this point,
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being bored by anything other than snow
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would be a relief.
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So come on.
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Chitchat.
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Conversate�
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Something.
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Come on, for me.
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For Christmas.
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What do you want to talk about ?
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Why are you here ?
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No-one ends up here
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without things going to total shit
for them back out there.
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It's a job, not a jail.
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Often one and the same thing.
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So�
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�what went wrong for you out there ?
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Nothing.
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Bullshit.
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It's not an interrogation !
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What about you ?
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An icebreaker.
You're learning.
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What went to shit for you ?
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- Sure you don't want that drink ?
- Did you talk your way into trouble ?
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In a roundabout way.
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I talked to people.
Made money from it.
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Why ? What were you ?
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Some sort of
a Los Angeles drive-time DJ ?
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I was not a DJ.
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More like a guru.
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Oh, don't say you were
a spiritual guru.
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I was decidedly not
a spiritual guru.
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Hello, Harry. I'm patched
through now. How are you doing ?
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Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet.
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Don't worry that's why I'm here.
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Just show me what
you're planning on wearing
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and well take things from there.
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- How about this ?
- Doesn't work.
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It's boring blue and you're
not boring blue. Not tonight.
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Right. Which one of these is good ?
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Like I said, white shirt
with a black tie
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with a slim-cut Grey jacket.
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Classic, timeless. Smart.
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I don't usually do jackets.
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You don't usually do anything.
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And sort out that hair, because�
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ok.
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Remember those breathing
techniques we talked about, ok ?
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You're going to do fine.
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It's going to be fine.
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She's cute.
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Yes.
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Not out loud.
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Absolutely.
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You need to pick your spots
when you want to talk out loud. ok ?
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Ok. The function room
is in the back.
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Trust me, if you walk
in there like you belong,
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no-one's going to say anything.
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Ok.
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So what were you running,
some corporate espionage outfit ?
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Romantic services.
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Boy meets girl thanks to�
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"in-the-field assistance".
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You coached dorks whilst
they cruised singles bars.
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Singles bars are depressing.
Wed do regular bars and clubs.
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But at Christmas time�
we'd gate-crash office parties.
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See, there's this dynamic
to Christmas work parties.
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All the attractive women
have been surrounded by
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regulation office ass-clowns
for the whole year,
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and now they want to
let their hair down.
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According to the pop psychologist.
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So I know how the mind works.
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Now, don't stand
around like a lamppost.
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Walk over to the bar.
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Remember. Always
move with purpose.
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Yeah, who's next ?
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Yeah. Can I have a� ?
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Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke
and a shot of tequila.
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Yeah. Don't worry about him,
all right ?
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Just grab one of those
empty bottles off the bar
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while Captain Douchebag
orders his piss-water.
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Were just going to need it
for a prop anyway.
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Have a look around.
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See anything you like ?
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What ? The blonde ?
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The dark-haired girl ?
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Interesting choice.
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Go straight over,
but focus on the blonde.
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Now. Come on.
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Confidence. You can do this.
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Hold on, just finding
out who they are.
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Ok, bullshit opener.
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Try the horse story.
At the blonde girl.
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Hey, so, did anyone see that
guy outside riding the horse ?
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- Did you see him ?
- What ? A guy on a horse ?
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Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago,
this guy, shirtless,
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- riding a horse down the high street.
- Really ?
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Yeah, honestly. He, er�
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The weirdest part was that he
had a bow and arrow, right ?
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What ? A real bow and arrow ?
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I swear to God.
He probably did it for a bet
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but he looked like something
out of Tolkien, you know ?
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Sorry, who are you ?
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Stall until I�
until I find something.
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I'm pretty sure I'm me.
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Just you're not from the office.
Who do you know from here ?
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Say, "I know you." Friendly.
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I know you, for one.
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Dawson.
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Dawson, isn't it ?
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You met at Kath's barbecue.
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Yeah. We met at
Kath's barbecue back in�
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- June.
- �June or so. Yeah.
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He had a pork pie hat.
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You had a poor guys hat.
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A PORK PIE hat.
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A pork pie hat that
you wore on your head.
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He'll pretend he remembers,
even though
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he won't actually know if he does.
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Right.
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Yeah ?
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Yeah, sorry.
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No. No, no worries. No worries.
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Crazy night.
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You're doing fine.
Don't neglect the blonde.
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You, I don't know.
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- Amy.
- Amy. Hi.
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Get her to introduce you
to the dark-haired girl.
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So, are all of your friends
this suspicious ?
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Nice.
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I don't think so.
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This is Jennifer.
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- Hi, Jennifer.
- Hi.
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Now focus on Amy and well do that
funny material that we worked on.
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Anyway, this guy gets off the horse
and he's got a backpack, right ?
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The tactic, generally,
was to deliberately
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freeze out the one you were
actually interested in.
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For one thing you
wouldn't seem needy but�
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also they would, most times,
sort of lean in naturally.
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People want to be noticed.
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They don't like to be shut out.
It makes them feel invisible.
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But this girl�
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This girl seemed content
with being ignored.
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Maybe she could smell a loser.
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No.
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No. She was an outsider.
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An attractive outsider.
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There's nothing more
tantalising than that.
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Huh. Well, she's off. ok.
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Gonna be a challenge. Don't quit.
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Lets let our friend Amy here
yadder on for a little while and then, uh,
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find an excuse to slip away.
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They will sit outside on the balcony
till, like, four in the morning�
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Listen, I've just go
to the little boys room.
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So just keep the party going
and I'll, you know�
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Sure.
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Do you actually have to go ?
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Yeah, but it's not
easy with you watching.
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I promise. I won't peek.
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So you streamed everything he saw,
and he trusted you with that ?
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Well� it was only me watching.
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Jesus, how much urine ?
He's pissing like a harpooned cow.
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It's making me want to go.
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Well, it is !
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Ok, there's our girl.
All right, Harry.
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Your best bet is to just go over
and start talking to her.
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You just want to establish
a rapport.
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Ok. Don't be scared of her.
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Ok, guys, any observations
so far, helping our man out here ?
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Here's what's interesting, she's
pretty but no-one's hitting on her.
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Probably means they've given up.
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She always gives them
the brush-off cos�
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They're regular types, she's
an outsider with zero in common.
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Good, that's a possible in.
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Harry, engage in conversation,
but be cynical. Right ? Cutting.
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Like Bonnie and Clyde, huh ?
You two against the world.
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Confidence. Confidence.
Just talk to her.
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I don't really get parties. You know ?
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You just kind of turn up and it's�
it's enforced fun, all night.
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Talk about what TV shows
you've fallen behind on.
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Pretend to be happy.
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Maybe everyone else enjoys it,
maybe it's just me ?
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It's definitely not just you.
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Good start, now do
some more outsider small talk.
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And keep looking at her.
I need to gauge her reactions.
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So I noticed you sitting
alone on the edge
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and I thought,
"Hey, kindred spirit."
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I really hate when people say
"kindred spirit", you know.
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And people that do that.
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Me too.
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Yeah, I guess you don't
really like parties either.
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The noise wrecks it for me.
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All the talking and talking,
it never fucking stops.
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Ok, she curses, so should you.
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Shit, fucking,
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I fucking always totally think
that it's fucking shit. You know ?
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I can't think through
all the babble.
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I only got through it last year
because I was on drugs.
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I'm sorry, what's that ?
What's that ?
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Just, like, pills, but
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they must've been pretty strong
because I actually enjoyed myself.
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That's cool.
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Don't say cool.
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I wish I had some drugs right now.
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No, you don't.
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I'm just� I'm joking.
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I don't take them any more.
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Say, "That's good."
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Well, that's good,
because you don't�
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You don't need that
shit in your system, no.
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I'd say she's
a level four rock chick.
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Semi-reformed. Probably respond
well to spiritual conversation.
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I don't think I can face fucking
weeks of that. I might bail, boys.
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Ok, look, it's too public here.
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Ask if you can move someplace
quieter, where you can really talk.
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People just want to be heard.
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That's why 90% of seduction
is just listening.
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Or at least pulling
a face like you're listening.
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That works, too. The important thing
is to make them feel important.
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Like they can make you
want to extinguish
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the rest of the world
and focus on them.
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Full attention.
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Like you're not giving me now.
What's wrong ?
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- That clock.
- What about it ?
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I just� I just never
noticed it before.
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In five years ? Jesus.
258
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Anyway, the point is
to stay locked in on them
259
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:13,340
long enough to build a rapport.
260
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,420
So, well, I would guess that
either every guy in there has
261
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:20,380
already tried to hit on you or maybe
they find you too intimidating.
262
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,900
Am I intimidating ?
263
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,349
No, no, no, no, no. I'm just er�
264
00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,820
No, I just imagine that they all
kind of want to get in inside your�
265
00:15:27,888 --> 00:15:28,802
Head.
266
00:15:28,863 --> 00:15:29,880
Head.
267
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:32,325
Some of them have tried.
268
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,140
Not directly. They send messages,
269
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:38,770
or they make it so you
know what they're thinking.
270
00:15:38,825 --> 00:15:40,489
Yeah. That can't be fun.
271
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:42,380
It's just tiring, you know.
272
00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:44,575
It just doesn't end, ever.
273
00:15:46,317 --> 00:15:48,777
- I wouldn't know, I never hit on anyone.
- Really ?
274
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:49,958
Ok, er�
275
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,185
ask her how long she's worked there.
276
00:15:53,550 --> 00:15:55,660
- So, how long you worked for�
- Magson Frank.
277
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,380
�Magson Frank.
278
00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,780
Three years.
279
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,780
Oh, wow.
So three Christmas parties�
280
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,860
This will be my last.
281
00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,820
Oh, really ? Are you leaving ?
282
00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:07,778
I've been planning it forever,
but you know what it's like.
283
00:16:08,645 --> 00:16:11,310
You know you have to do it,
but when it comes right down to it,
284
00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:13,700
it's hard to work up the courage.
285
00:16:13,888 --> 00:16:15,474
You can empathize with that.
286
00:16:16,255 --> 00:16:18,505
Yeah. It's like when you want
to jump into a pool,
287
00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:20,599
and you're worried that the
waters going to be cold.
288
00:16:20,653 --> 00:16:23,700
But you know moments after you
jump in that it'll be fine.
289
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,466
It's the fear of the
shock that holds you back.
290
00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:28,660
Ultimately the only thing
you're worried about is
291
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:31,724
the transition from one state to another,
292
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,732
and that can't hurt you because it's�
it's just a state change.
293
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:37,607
Great stuff, kid.
Almost word-for-word.
294
00:16:38,662 --> 00:16:41,724
That's exactly right,
it's just a state change.
295
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,620
Right. And it's frustrating cos
you've always got these ten
296
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,900
voices in your head saying,
297
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,580
"Don't do it" and another
ten in your head saying, "Do it".
298
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,342
Which one do you listen to ?
299
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:51,982
The "do it" s.
300
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,340
Really ?
301
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,470
Yeah. If you don't like it,
you can just cut and run.
302
00:16:55,521 --> 00:16:58,185
You know,
get it over and done with.
303
00:16:59,630 --> 00:17:02,076
You're right. I will.
304
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:04,892
Well.
305
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,787
To changing states.
306
00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,568
To changing states.
307
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,900
Sorry.
308
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:13,980
She touched his knee.
309
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,580
She touched his fucking knee !
310
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,100
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
please, please.
311
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:22,150
Harry, you're doing great. Ask her
if she would like another drink.
312
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,191
Listen. Let me get you another drink.
313
00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:27,324
Let me think.
314
00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:28,840
I just need the loo a sec.
315
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,220
So thanks to you some gawko
finally meets a girl.
316
00:17:37,245 --> 00:17:38,965
It's not much of a Christmas story.
317
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,418
I haven't finished yet.
318
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,160
Maybe he comes down her chimney.
319
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:57,584
- I just don't feel comfortable doing this.
- What ?
320
00:17:57,939 --> 00:18:00,809
I mean she� I like her.
She likes you.
321
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:05,336
It's cheating. I'd never have even
had the nerve to talk to her.
322
00:18:05,391 --> 00:18:06,921
Aren't you glad you did ?
323
00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:09,980
Yeah, I� Yes. Yes.
But I just�
324
00:18:10,030 --> 00:18:12,780
It's just a bit of a nightmare
having you, you know,
325
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,900
all of you in my head,
watching us�
326
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,860
Telling me what to do.
327
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,980
I just want to talk to her myself.
328
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,260
And it's� it's
a bit of a head-fuck.
329
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:23,679
I kind of want you all to go away�
330
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,053
Hey.
331
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:31,460
- Come back to mine.
- Sorry ?
332
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,700
I want you to come back to mine.
333
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:36,540
I thought about asking you,
and a little voice said, "Do it".
334
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:37,757
So I'm doing it.
335
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:42,387
Say yes !
336
00:18:42,630 --> 00:18:44,020
I want to do this.
337
00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:45,973
It's my way of saying thanks.
338
00:18:50,357 --> 00:18:51,920
Sorry.
No.
339
00:18:53,426 --> 00:18:55,780
On his first run !
His first bloody run !
340
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,387
- Just say yes.
- Yes. Yes. Yes.
341
00:19:07,342 --> 00:19:10,186
I don't usually bring
people back here.
342
00:19:10,444 --> 00:19:12,679
Well, I'm honoured.
343
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:13,850
Come in.
344
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:14,890
Did you watch ?
345
00:19:15,136 --> 00:19:18,538
When they went back to hers and got
up to whatever they got up to�
346
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,691
did you carry on watching
through his eyes ?
347
00:19:24,147 --> 00:19:25,897
What do you think I am ?
348
00:19:27,061 --> 00:19:28,771
Clearly, I don't know.
349
00:19:29,049 --> 00:19:31,913
Maybe if you spoke to me
more, you'd know.
350
00:19:32,557 --> 00:19:36,307
No.
My job was done.
351
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,507
Of course I didn't watch.
352
00:19:38,681 --> 00:19:40,444
- Here ? - Mm-hm.
- Ok.
353
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:45,900
Nice place.
I like the mantelpiece�
354
00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,500
and that bird.
355
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:49,190
Kooky decor�
356
00:19:49,370 --> 00:19:51,722
Indicating sexual adventurousness.
357
00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,700
I'll get the drinks.
358
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,292
- Yeah, ok. I'll just sit�
- The bedrooms that way.
359
00:20:01,753 --> 00:20:03,776
- Yeah, ok.
- I'll meet you in there.
360
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:17,938
Ok, Harry.
361
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,860
You're going to the moon.
362
00:20:20,532 --> 00:20:22,938
Just sooner than expected.
363
00:20:23,282 --> 00:20:24,964
I can't� I can't do it.
364
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:26,462
This is first-time nerves.
365
00:20:26,487 --> 00:20:29,644
It's all happening so suddenly.
I didn't expect this, this quickly.
366
00:20:29,683 --> 00:20:30,580
You just got to roll with it.
367
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,627
I don't want you
all to see, all right ?
368
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,580
- Oh, now he's Mr Fucking Ethics.
- Wait. You were happy to take a window seat while others did it.
369
00:20:36,627 --> 00:20:40,630
- That was different !
- I didn't hear any objections when he watched me getting sucked off
370
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,641
by that German girl.
That was a first date.
371
00:20:42,844 --> 00:20:45,740
- Refund. - Look, she's too real.
- This is too real.
372
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:46,940
Nothing is too real.
373
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,165
Yeah, but�
374
00:20:52,899 --> 00:20:54,849
You're standing.
375
00:20:55,445 --> 00:20:59,445
Yeah, I� I just didn't want
to be too presumptuous.
376
00:21:01,813 --> 00:21:03,688
I need you on the bed.
377
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:04,793
Jesus !
378
00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:20,508
(They can't fucking wait.)
379
00:21:23,969 --> 00:21:27,368
Is she going to take that top off ?
380
00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:29,424
If there's no tits.
I want a discount.
381
00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:33,227
They're going to have sex. You're getting
the season finale in episode one.
382
00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:35,469
Yeah, but if I don't see
her tits�
383
00:21:35,508 --> 00:21:39,746
Will you please be patient ?
Jesus� have some respect.
384
00:21:44,438 --> 00:21:46,739
Hey. Are you ok in there ?
385
00:21:47,468 --> 00:21:49,282
Wow. What is that ?
386
00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:53,501
"Fuck them" is what it is.
A big glass of "fuck them".
387
00:21:54,239 --> 00:21:55,627
Fu� fuck who ?
388
00:21:55,841 --> 00:21:58,740
Always saying what to do, half saying
one thing, half saying another.
389
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:02,259
The talk, the constant talk.
390
00:22:02,447 --> 00:22:04,180
This isn't good.
I'm not getting tits, am I ?
391
00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:07,260
I stopped taking the pills
they said I should take,
392
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:10,060
because they dulled the sound.
393
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:16,553
Always, they've spoken to me,
always there, and I've had it.
394
00:22:16,950 --> 00:22:19,503
Oh ok, Harry, I think we should
think about wrapping this up.
395
00:22:19,542 --> 00:22:24,122
I was planning on drinking this tonight
to make them stop, but I was wavering.
396
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,739
Coward, fucking coward,
397
00:22:26,918 --> 00:22:29,630
and then I met you,
398
00:22:30,761 --> 00:22:32,303
and it was fate.
399
00:22:32,825 --> 00:22:35,723
You knew what it was like
and you said do it.
400
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:39,489
So now, were saying "fuck it"
together.
401
00:22:39,670 --> 00:22:42,020
- What's in the drink ?
- It doesn't matter. Wrap it up.
402
00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,780
I know you hear them too.
I saw you talking to them.
403
00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:47,940
No. They're real people,
these are real people.
404
00:22:47,990 --> 00:22:49,580
There's no such thing
as real people.
405
00:22:49,630 --> 00:22:52,220
Harry, get out of there now !
406
00:22:52,270 --> 00:22:54,340
It's like a club, it's a club,
where we meet girls
407
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,540
and they talk us through�
408
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:57,820
- No-one understands me, either.
- No.
409
00:22:57,870 --> 00:23:01,420
All night, they've been watching us
and there's this one guy,
410
00:23:01,470 --> 00:23:03,580
he's the leader.
He's the leader.
411
00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,460
Were the same.
412
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:08,020
They are watching us.
All night, they've been watching.
413
00:23:08,070 --> 00:23:09,980
They can see you. They can see me.
414
00:23:10,030 --> 00:23:12,540
No-one understands what that's like.
415
00:23:12,590 --> 00:23:15,260
There are a hundred
who see through me,
416
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:20,091
standing at their government depots,
shouting what to think.
417
00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:23,940
Not any more.
418
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:35,060
- You too.
- I don't want it.
419
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:38,420
- It's a state change.
- I don't want it.
420
00:23:38,470 --> 00:23:40,220
It's just a transition
421
00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:43,980
and soon, they won't be there
and well be free.
422
00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:47,740
Please� Please� I don't want it.
423
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:49,220
You do.
424
00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:51,380
You do. Sh�
425
00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:56,159
You do.
426
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,184
She murdered him ?
427
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:58,980
A mercy killing, shed say.
428
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,707
So, when did you find out
about this ?
429
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:04,527
I mean, when did you know
that this had happened ?
430
00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:09,184
I saw it on a newscast, I think.
431
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:18,900
Wipe and destroy everything. Ok ?
Everything.
432
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,082
Now go.
433
00:25:10,710 --> 00:25:11,873
Matthew ?
434
00:25:12,830 --> 00:25:14,264
What's going on ?
435
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,078
What are you doing ?
436
00:25:27,162 --> 00:25:30,100
So Claire� she was my wife.
437
00:25:30,951 --> 00:25:33,694
She's British, you'd like her.
438
00:25:34,506 --> 00:25:36,951
And I'm your wife, in fact.
439
00:25:36,998 --> 00:25:40,248
Claire found out I was involved and took,
440
00:25:40,678 --> 00:25:44,530
what you might call a dim view.
441
00:25:44,631 --> 00:25:45,940
She blocked me.
442
00:25:46,158 --> 00:25:47,697
You ever been blocked ?
443
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:50,123
I've had enough.
Matthew, it's done.
444
00:25:50,155 --> 00:25:52,049
- Stop it. Stop
- Not this time.
445
00:25:54,572 --> 00:25:55,980
It drives you crazy.
446
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:58,705
Once they hit that button,
that's it, you're locked out.
447
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,135
End of conversation.
You can't hear or speak to them.
448
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:03,885
They can't hear or speak to you.
449
00:26:04,659 --> 00:26:09,457
Every time you look at them,
there's just this� anonymous shape.
450
00:26:10,566 --> 00:26:13,895
It usually only lasts
for about, like, an hour.
451
00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:17,816
But when they leave it going� oh, shit.
452
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,676
Price of progress, I suppose.
453
00:26:25,830 --> 00:26:29,140
We all got�
We all got Zed-Eyes put in, right.
454
00:26:29,777 --> 00:26:31,363
Which is all fine and dandy
455
00:26:31,388 --> 00:26:33,747
until something like this
happens and then it's bullshit.
456
00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:36,832
You can't even take them out.
457
00:26:42,895 --> 00:26:44,685
Packet gravy.
458
00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:46,552
How British.
459
00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:55,395
Merry Christmas.
460
00:27:06,794 --> 00:27:10,145
Now were festive. Huh ?
461
00:27:12,169 --> 00:27:13,755
To Christmas !
462
00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:26,239
Anyway, she left me, took custody of Mel.
463
00:27:26,427 --> 00:27:27,959
That's our daughter.
464
00:27:28,793 --> 00:27:31,783
Hence stranding me
in this lovely place.
465
00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:34,145
I didn't want to be
surrounded by reminders.
466
00:27:42,942 --> 00:27:43,942
What ?
467
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:45,509
Did you hear that ?
468
00:27:45,724 --> 00:27:47,060
Hear what ?
469
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,685
Well, anyway, I'm
glad were talking.
470
00:27:58,872 --> 00:28:00,240
Silence can be oppressive.
471
00:28:00,278 --> 00:28:02,380
You think weird shit in a vacuum,
huh ?
472
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:07,350
I mean, you feel better, right ?
Communicating ?
473
00:28:08,950 --> 00:28:10,606
Talking to me, finally ?
474
00:28:10,703 --> 00:28:12,106
A little bit, maybe. Yeah.
475
00:28:15,052 --> 00:28:16,958
You're a locked box.
476
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,860
I mean, that's a good thing.
477
00:28:21,981 --> 00:28:25,935
Most people are too easy to read,
especially if you know minds.
478
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,949
Using party tricks to pick up girls
isn't knowing minds.
479
00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:32,395
The picking up girls thing
was a hobby.
480
00:28:33,075 --> 00:28:37,075
My job was completely different.
481
00:28:37,350 --> 00:28:39,474
You'll never guess what that was.
482
00:28:41,694 --> 00:28:43,395
Marketing person ?
483
00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:44,622
No.
484
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:47,780
- Door-to-door salesman ?
- Please.
485
00:28:48,177 --> 00:28:49,622
Proctologist ?
486
00:28:51,685 --> 00:28:52,966
You're never going to get it.
487
00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:54,450
I'm not going to try.
488
00:28:55,645 --> 00:28:58,911
All right. Lets make it a game.
489
00:29:02,005 --> 00:29:03,895
I'll describe to you�
490
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,670
�my day at work, and you stop me
when you've guessed it.
491
00:29:09,110 --> 00:29:12,540
The extreme weather has hit
sales hard this Christmas.
492
00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:13,716
Five inches of snow�
493
00:29:13,776 --> 00:29:17,544
That's going to wreck my portfolio
just when I need it.
494
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:21,368
Don't know what I'm going to do about that.
495
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:23,069
Oh, God, more messages.
496
00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,837
I'll never clear this inbox.
497
00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:29,703
Sorry. Constant bloody admin.
498
00:29:30,172 --> 00:29:31,625
Just time for a little snack.
499
00:29:31,836 --> 00:29:33,708
I can eat before an operation ?
500
00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,544
Wonders of modern science.
501
00:29:36,919 --> 00:29:38,842
Oh, thank God. I'm starving.
502
00:29:38,913 --> 00:29:40,860
That toast looks burnt.
503
00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:42,540
Should I say something ?
504
00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:44,340
Yeah, I think I'll say something.
505
00:29:44,390 --> 00:29:45,391
All good ?
506
00:29:46,866 --> 00:29:49,163
To be honest, it's not quite how
I like it.
507
00:29:49,257 --> 00:29:50,900
It's a bit overdone.
508
00:29:51,592 --> 00:29:52,660
Sorry.
509
00:29:53,053 --> 00:29:54,662
I'll make some more.
510
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:57,303
She hates me now.
511
00:29:59,150 --> 00:30:01,686
How long is this going to take ?
512
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:05,500
Hi, I'm Madge.
I'm your anaesthetist today.
513
00:30:05,817 --> 00:30:06,817
Hi.
514
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:10,427
God, she's young.
Hope she's qualified.
515
00:30:10,575 --> 00:30:14,208
Ok, stop thinking about things
that could go wrong.
516
00:30:14,255 --> 00:30:18,005
They said it's straightforward and painless.
I'm just going to relax.
517
00:30:19,233 --> 00:30:22,085
Ok, just relax. Here we go.
518
00:30:22,788 --> 00:30:24,980
Now, just count backwards
from ten.
519
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:30,393
Ten, nine, eight, seven�
520
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:32,260
six, five�
521
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:36,310
�four, three, two, one.
522
00:30:36,430 --> 00:30:39,640
I can't� I can't see.
523
00:30:40,350 --> 00:30:42,220
Where am I ?
524
00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:45,620
What's that noise ?
525
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:48,340
Why can't I see ?!
526
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:51,696
Preparing to extract cookie.
527
00:30:51,736 --> 00:30:53,298
What ? No ! Wait ! I'm still awake !
528
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:54,580
Oh, my God !
529
00:30:54,630 --> 00:30:57,420
Oh, my God ! What's happening ?
Excuse me ? Oh, my God !
530
00:31:00,296 --> 00:31:01,420
That's me !
531
00:31:01,470 --> 00:31:05,486
That's me ! Oh, my God ! Where am I ?
532
00:31:05,514 --> 00:31:07,103
I don't know what's happening !
533
00:31:07,131 --> 00:31:09,314
I don't know what's happening to me !
534
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:12,406
Hello ?
535
00:31:13,590 --> 00:31:15,380
Is� is anyone there ?
536
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,523
Hello ?
537
00:31:25,790 --> 00:31:27,260
Ow !
538
00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:28,630
Sorry.
539
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:36,790
You're probably pretty weirded out
right now, I'm guessing.
540
00:31:38,149 --> 00:31:41,016
It's ok, you can talk.
I can hear you through this.
541
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:44,712
- Hello.
- Hi.
542
00:31:45,141 --> 00:31:48,290
I'm Matthew,
I'm from Smartelligence.
543
00:31:50,313 --> 00:31:54,438
My job is to explain what's
happening to you as best I can.
544
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:58,438
- Oh, my God ! Am I dead ?
- No, no. You're not dead.
545
00:31:58,503 --> 00:32:00,759
No-one's dead here.
546
00:32:01,493 --> 00:32:05,713
How old did you say you were, 30 ?
547
00:32:05,994 --> 00:32:07,260
29.
548
00:32:07,306 --> 00:32:10,909
29, right. So you won't remember
Xerox machines ?
549
00:32:10,966 --> 00:32:14,660
- Do you know what a photocopier is ?
- What ?
550
00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:16,197
Do you know what a copy is ?
551
00:32:16,377 --> 00:32:19,166
As in a copy of something ?
Of course I know what that is.
552
00:32:19,212 --> 00:32:22,379
Well, that's what you are.
553
00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:23,863
A copy of ?
554
00:32:24,691 --> 00:32:26,425
A copy of you.
555
00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:29,308
- But I am me.
- Ok.
556
00:32:30,276 --> 00:32:31,838
Try to blow on my face.
557
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:39,053
You can't, because you don't have
a body.
558
00:32:40,550 --> 00:32:42,540
Where are your fingers ?
559
00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:46,806
Your arms, your face ? Nowhere.
560
00:32:47,001 --> 00:32:48,493
Because you're code.
561
00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:53,079
You're a simulated brain
full of code,
562
00:32:53,118 --> 00:32:56,371
stored in this little widget
we call a cookie.
563
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:58,269
Why have you done this to me ?
564
00:32:58,363 --> 00:33:01,315
Ah, well�
Actually you did this to you.
565
00:33:01,386 --> 00:33:03,568
Real you is paying for this.
566
00:33:03,661 --> 00:33:05,349
I don't understand.
567
00:33:05,873 --> 00:33:09,780
You see, what this is, is a service.
568
00:33:09,830 --> 00:33:11,860
We take a blank cookie
569
00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:15,757
and we surgically implant it
into a clients brain.
570
00:33:15,874 --> 00:33:20,219
It sits there just under the
skin for about a week�
571
00:33:20,646 --> 00:33:22,475
�shadowing.
572
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,749
Soaking up the way
this particular mind works.
573
00:33:26,952 --> 00:33:30,398
That's why you think you're you.
You are you.
574
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:32,210
But also not.
575
00:33:35,101 --> 00:33:39,230
Right. Well, it is a lot to process.
Even from inside a processor.
576
00:33:39,343 --> 00:33:42,366
Put me back in my body !
577
00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:44,991
Hm. That's where real you lives.
578
00:33:45,703 --> 00:33:46,703
But�
579
00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:50,351
What we will do though is
we will give you a simulated body.
580
00:33:50,390 --> 00:33:53,640
We find that sometimes that helps.
Are you ready ?
581
00:33:53,734 --> 00:33:58,179
- What ? I don't understand !
- Three, and two, one.
582
00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:12,625
Hey.
583
00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,492
Better ?
584
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,101
This is my body.
585
00:34:21,468 --> 00:34:24,726
Lets not get into that again.
Look around you.
586
00:34:26,983 --> 00:34:28,718
You've got a control room.
587
00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:32,473
What's this for ?
588
00:34:32,621 --> 00:34:36,442
That console,
that's for you to control the house.
589
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,917
I mean, real yous house.
590
00:34:38,809 --> 00:34:42,369
Look. How do you like your toast ?
591
00:34:42,535 --> 00:34:46,990
- What ?
- How do you like your toast ?
592
00:34:47,588 --> 00:34:50,754
- Underdone. Slightly underdone.
- Ok, perfect.
593
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,356
Think about how you like it,
594
00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,278
then just press the button.
595
00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:00,469
Which one ?
596
00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:03,199
It doesn't matter. You already know
you're making toast.
597
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:06,403
The buttons are symbolic mostly
anyway.
598
00:35:13,342 --> 00:35:16,132
See, this is your job now.
599
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:18,253
You're in charge of everything here.
600
00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:20,582
The temperature,
601
00:35:20,607 --> 00:35:21,724
the lighting,
602
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,769
what time the alarm clock
goes off in the morning.
603
00:35:24,510 --> 00:35:27,100
If there's
no food in the refrigerator.
604
00:35:27,150 --> 00:35:29,430
You�
You're in charge of ordering it.
605
00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:34,900
- For who ?
- For real you. She's paying.
606
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:36,347
Where is real me ?
607
00:35:39,048 --> 00:35:43,048
Taking a nap. In the bedroom.
Top right.
608
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:54,420
I don't want to be in here.
609
00:35:54,830 --> 00:35:56,340
I don't want to be in here.
610
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:58,870
I don't want to be in here !
611
00:36:03,081 --> 00:36:04,714
Hey ! Just how you like it.
612
00:36:07,193 --> 00:36:10,103
Ok. Please stop screaming.
613
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:11,960
Are you going to stop screaming ?
614
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:16,510
Are you going to stop screaming ?
No. ok.
615
00:36:17,580 --> 00:36:19,959
I'm sorry. I had to mute you.
616
00:36:25,219 --> 00:36:27,358
Oh, sorry.
617
00:36:30,879 --> 00:36:34,360
Look. It'll be much easier
if you just comply.
618
00:36:35,135 --> 00:36:36,838
I'm not doing this.
619
00:36:37,576 --> 00:36:40,139
I'm not some sort of
push-button toaster monkey.
620
00:36:40,194 --> 00:36:44,314
- Would you prefer to do nothing ?
- Well, I'm not doing this !
621
00:36:44,515 --> 00:36:49,384
Right. Well, nothing it is then.
Let me show you what that is like.
622
00:36:49,486 --> 00:36:52,290
Three weeks sound good ?
That should give you a taste.
623
00:36:52,910 --> 00:36:55,500
What do you mean, three weeks ?
624
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,830
If you just wait for a�
Just�
625
00:37:21,975 --> 00:37:23,845
What about now ?
626
00:37:27,550 --> 00:37:28,692
Please.
627
00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:30,820
Don't do that again.
628
00:37:30,870 --> 00:37:34,870
Please. There's nothing to do here.
There's nothing. There's just�
629
00:37:35,070 --> 00:37:36,669
I mean, there's nothing.
630
00:37:36,925 --> 00:37:39,192
- I did warn you.
- I couldn't even sleep.
631
00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:40,872
You don't need sleep.
632
00:37:41,348 --> 00:37:42,348
Ready to go to work ?
633
00:37:42,357 --> 00:37:45,919
Oh, no, no. No, I'm not.
Definitely not doing that.
634
00:37:46,989 --> 00:37:50,802
- Ok. Well, have six months.
- No. Wait, wait !
635
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:54,660
See, the trick of it
lay in breaking them
636
00:37:54,710 --> 00:37:58,710
without letting them snap
completely, if you get me.
637
00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:03,431
Too much time in solitary
and they'd just wig out.
638
00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:06,780
No use to anyone,
then you'd just sell them cheap
639
00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:08,572
to the games industry,
they'd become�
640
00:38:08,824 --> 00:38:11,181
cannon fodder for some war thing.
641
00:38:22,471 --> 00:38:24,228
How are we feeling now ?
642
00:38:29,730 --> 00:38:31,284
Please.
643
00:38:31,830 --> 00:38:33,714
Give me something to do.
644
00:38:35,390 --> 00:38:36,784
Ready to work ?
645
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:43,298
Yes, please. I'll do anything.
I'll do anything.
646
00:38:43,353 --> 00:38:45,634
Just give me something to do, please.
647
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,150
Ok.
648
00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:51,495
Great toast, by the way.
649
00:38:57,659 --> 00:38:59,034
Hey.
650
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:01,284
Is it set up ?
651
00:39:01,550 --> 00:39:03,425
You are all set and ready to go.
652
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:19,950
You know, as I was coming here,
I saw this guy with his shirt off,
653
00:39:20,064 --> 00:39:22,980
riding a horse
in the middle of the street.
654
00:39:23,181 --> 00:39:24,486
How weird.
655
00:39:24,942 --> 00:39:26,802
I swear to God.
656
00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:57,230
657
00:40:50,470 --> 00:40:52,300
Good morning, Greta.
658
00:40:52,350 --> 00:40:54,327
Here are today's appointments.
659
00:40:54,428 --> 00:40:57,640
11am - hair with Stelios.
660
00:41:00,550 --> 00:41:04,999
12.30 - Lunch at Barney's Brassiere
with Annabel.
661
00:41:06,428 --> 00:41:10,428
3pm - Jackanape Gallery
private view, Shoreditch.
662
00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:14,781
6.30 - Christmas drinks with Paolo.
663
00:41:14,866 --> 00:41:18,843
7.30 - The Nutcracker,
Royal Opera House.
664
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:24,509
That's slavery.
665
00:41:24,950 --> 00:41:26,660
A little melodramatic, isn't it ?
666
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:27,870
But she thought she was real.
667
00:41:28,163 --> 00:41:29,929
- But she wasn't.
- It's barbaric.
668
00:41:30,976 --> 00:41:34,679
It wasn't really real,
so it wasn't really barbaric.
669
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,202
Again, you are not who I expected.
670
00:41:48,754 --> 00:41:50,288
Most people would say,
671
00:41:50,685 --> 00:41:53,366
"She's only made of code,
she's not real. Fuck her."
672
00:41:55,230 --> 00:41:56,406
But you're empathetic.
673
00:41:58,430 --> 00:42:00,937
- You care about people.
- Don't you ?
674
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,460
You're a good man.
675
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:08,350
Am I ?
676
00:42:09,149 --> 00:42:12,419
Based on how you've reacted
to what I've said, yeah.
677
00:42:12,790 --> 00:42:14,296
I can tell you're kind�
678
00:42:19,414 --> 00:42:21,162
I'm not a good man.
679
00:42:24,434 --> 00:42:27,273
A good man who's done bad things ?
680
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:34,007
You can tell me about it.
681
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:38,687
I've done stuff in my life
I'm not proud of.
682
00:42:38,835 --> 00:42:40,523
I can't pretend I haven't.
683
00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:47,327
Was it something to do
with your family ?
684
00:42:51,881 --> 00:42:52,881
Wife ?
685
00:42:54,470 --> 00:42:55,663
Girlfriend ?
686
00:43:00,943 --> 00:43:02,225
It's just us here.
687
00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:09,390
Her dad never liked me.
688
00:43:12,030 --> 00:43:13,467
He never liked me.
689
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:26,108
It's cold, isn't it ? Come on.
690
00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:32,670
- Beth. Bethany.
- Dad, what now ?
691
00:43:32,928 --> 00:43:36,060
- It gets dark about six.
- We won't be that long !
692
00:43:36,110 --> 00:43:39,084
Hold on. Let me put my glove on.
693
00:43:40,790 --> 00:43:42,860
I think he disapproves.
694
00:43:42,910 --> 00:43:44,460
He's just protective.
695
00:43:44,511 --> 00:43:47,140
He thinks I'm not good enough
for you.
696
00:43:47,571 --> 00:43:50,162
Well, I mean, he's got a point.
697
00:43:56,799 --> 00:44:00,799
Let me take a photo of you.
Stand there.
698
00:44:01,950 --> 00:44:03,660
I feel so awkward posing.
699
00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:05,540
Come on. Be a supermodel.
700
00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:08,500
- This awkward enough for you ?
- It's perfect.
701
00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:12,550
Right. Ready ?
That's nice. Hold it there.
702
00:44:16,453 --> 00:44:17,837
You're such a dick.
703
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:29,600
704
00:44:31,859 --> 00:44:33,773
705
00:44:35,677 --> 00:44:38,546
706
00:44:39,700 --> 00:44:42,039
707
00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:46,265
Oh, oh�
708
00:44:46,381 --> 00:44:49,194
We were good together, you know.
We were really good together.
709
00:44:57,957 --> 00:44:59,312
Whoo !
710
00:45:01,164 --> 00:45:03,593
711
00:45:04,414 --> 00:45:07,375
712
00:45:07,461 --> 00:45:12,054
713
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,061
714
00:45:20,506 --> 00:45:22,921
715
00:45:23,578 --> 00:45:28,421
716
00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:31,530
Yeah !
717
00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:35,590
What you doing round there ?
Why are you all around there ?
718
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,190
- No. No, were going home. Come on.
- Don't manhandle me.
719
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:40,310
I'm not going to get up
if you all touch me.
720
00:45:40,351 --> 00:45:42,710
I'm not going to get up.
I'm not going to get up.
721
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,397
It's cool. It's cool.
722
00:45:44,452 --> 00:45:46,561
- Come on, Joe.
- Come on.
723
00:45:46,683 --> 00:45:48,125
Cheers, mate.
724
00:45:48,195 --> 00:45:52,155
Things weren't perfection.
These things never are, but�
725
00:45:53,737 --> 00:45:54,921
�we were really happy.
726
00:45:57,775 --> 00:45:59,336
I'll let Gita tell the story.
727
00:45:59,366 --> 00:46:02,640
She loves boring people
with our personal details.
728
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,830
I'd been working there
for about a fortnight
729
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,880
when Beth introduced the two of us,
and ta-da !
730
00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:12,665
So it's all Beth's doing.
731
00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:14,430
She's the puppet-master.
732
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,870
What was her tip
for winning me over again ?
733
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,030
Not to let you hear me snore.
734
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,479
We all went on this work trip once,
before Gita's time.
735
00:46:23,518 --> 00:46:26,416
I fell asleep on the coach back
and snored so loud
736
00:46:26,471 --> 00:46:28,511
they all thought there was
something wrong with me.
737
00:46:28,573 --> 00:46:31,113
He snores like a bison.
738
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,323
Wow.
739
00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:34,830
Really, you're telling him that ?
740
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,588
Oh, another one bites the dust.
741
00:46:40,318 --> 00:46:43,388
I think she's more into him
than he's into her.
742
00:46:43,765 --> 00:46:45,213
Don't you think ?
743
00:46:48,144 --> 00:46:50,666
- Is that one finished ?
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah ?
744
00:46:53,018 --> 00:46:54,288
You all right ?
745
00:46:54,346 --> 00:46:56,456
- I'm tired.
- You've been a bit quiet.
746
00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,283
Just wasn't in the mood, you know ?
747
00:46:58,862 --> 00:47:00,909
I see them all the time at work.
748
00:47:03,564 --> 00:47:06,487
I think I'm going to go to bed.
Do you mind ?
749
00:47:06,588 --> 00:47:08,385
No, that's fine.
750
00:47:43,804 --> 00:47:45,437
Beth ?
751
00:47:46,004 --> 00:47:47,034
What ?
752
00:47:47,123 --> 00:47:48,616
Is this yours ?
753
00:47:50,789 --> 00:47:54,062
I just found it in the bin.
That means pregnant.
754
00:47:54,989 --> 00:47:56,374
Is it yours ?
755
00:47:58,983 --> 00:48:00,296
Yes.
756
00:48:03,169 --> 00:48:05,039
I mean, that�
757
00:48:05,363 --> 00:48:06,866
Christ.
758
00:48:10,236 --> 00:48:12,786
That's amazing, I mean�
It's just�
759
00:48:12,876 --> 00:48:15,546
Joe, I can't.
760
00:48:16,179 --> 00:48:19,590
A baby, a pregnancy� not now.
761
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,046
Not right now, I can't.
762
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:25,150
Of course you can.
My God, you'll be an amazing mum.
763
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,710
- No. I'm 27, I'm not ready.
- Who's ever ready ?
764
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:31,006
It s not� it's just too quick, ok ?
It's all too quick.
765
00:48:31,373 --> 00:48:34,092
Well manage.
I'll surprise you.
766
00:48:34,162 --> 00:48:35,310
You're not listening.
767
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,280
- I can be pretty responsible when pushed.
- Joe.
768
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,310
You can put your feet up,
I'll do shoulder rubs,
769
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,920
- I'll paint the house�
- Joe, please.
770
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,720
- Well be like a couple in a DIY ad�
- Joe.
771
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,810
- Well be like a family.
- I don't want it.
772
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,701
- But it's a baby.
- Joe.
773
00:48:53,771 --> 00:48:54,841
I mean, it's our baby.
774
00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,750
I know, and it's not easy for me.
775
00:48:56,783 --> 00:48:59,413
- Well, lets at least discuss this.
- No. I've made up my mind.
776
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:00,521
Well, I haven't.
777
00:49:03,045 --> 00:49:04,748
God, look at you.
778
00:49:05,473 --> 00:49:06,959
You're pissed.
779
00:49:07,449 --> 00:49:09,662
You drank all night, Beth.
780
00:49:10,474 --> 00:49:12,344
You drank all night.
781
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,310
Jesus Christ, you're pregnant.
782
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,631
Yeah, well, I don't want to be.
783
00:49:16,815 --> 00:49:18,514
And I'm not going to be.
784
00:49:18,827 --> 00:49:21,162
- You're being a bitch.
- Stop it.
785
00:49:21,194 --> 00:49:24,470
- You're being a cold bitch who would kill a kid.
- That's not fair.
786
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,910
Who'd get it torn out
because it doesn't suit her plans.
787
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,230
Stop or I'll block you.
788
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:29,470
Don't you dare.
789
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,590
No. We can talk tomorrow,
just please stop.
790
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,910
Don't you fucking dare.
791
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,310
Beth !
792
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,698
Turn it off.
793
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,110
Turn it off, you�
794
00:49:38,135 --> 00:49:39,381
Turn it off, Beth !
795
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:40,827
Listen to me, Beth.
796
00:49:40,913 --> 00:49:42,373
Turn it off.
797
00:49:42,924 --> 00:49:44,374
You turn it off !
798
00:49:44,627 --> 00:49:46,186
Turn it off.
799
00:49:49,282 --> 00:49:51,350
You turn it off, Beth !
800
00:49:51,772 --> 00:49:52,772
Beth ?
801
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,537
Turn it� off ! Please.
802
00:49:56,262 --> 00:49:58,618
Turn it off.
803
00:50:21,531 --> 00:50:22,633
Beth ?
804
00:50:24,406 --> 00:50:25,414
Wait !
805
00:50:26,134 --> 00:50:28,044
I'm sorry, I was pissed.
806
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,190
Can we just talk about this
properly, please ?
807
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:34,350
I've said some really awful shit.
Beth, I love you.
808
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,030
Listen, we can work this out.
809
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,670
No, Beth�
810
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:41,710
Beth, please !
811
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,587
Beth !
812
00:50:49,236 --> 00:50:53,025
That day, I didn't go to work.
I just stayed at home and�
813
00:50:54,034 --> 00:50:56,087
�tried to work out
how to make amends.
814
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,187
But she just didn't come back.
815
00:50:59,586 --> 00:51:03,071
And thanks to the block,
I couldn't�
816
00:51:03,339 --> 00:51:06,423
I couldn't message her.
I couldn't call her.
817
00:51:07,009 --> 00:51:09,322
After a week, I was pretty desperate.
818
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:13,859
So I just hung around
outside her work, like a stalker.
819
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,263
Tim ! Gita !
820
00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:20,497
Have you seen Beth ?
821
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,647
She left.
822
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:24,212
Left. What, like� ?
823
00:51:24,275 --> 00:51:25,785
Handed in her notice.
824
00:51:25,860 --> 00:51:27,861
No-one knows where she is.
825
00:51:33,964 --> 00:51:35,349
Joe ?
826
00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:38,974
- Joe !
- No, leave him.
827
00:51:39,134 --> 00:51:42,245
I was still hopeful
that she would get in touch,
828
00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:46,254
or at least remove the block
so that I could contact her.
829
00:51:46,309 --> 00:51:47,457
But no.
830
00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:51,865
When there's a block,
you can't even wallow properly.
831
00:51:52,059 --> 00:51:53,904
You can't switch it off.
832
00:51:54,556 --> 00:51:56,631
You can't take the Zed-Eyes out.
833
00:51:57,013 --> 00:52:01,013
And it doesn't just block them,
it blocks every image of them.
834
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,513
So every memory
I had of her was vandalised.
835
00:52:11,205 --> 00:52:15,205
And then one day
I'm out in town and�
836
00:52:18,050 --> 00:52:20,320
�it was her.
837
00:52:20,705 --> 00:52:22,791
She was pregnant.
838
00:52:26,489 --> 00:52:27,811
Shed kept it.
839
00:52:30,490 --> 00:52:32,107
Well, I just sort of lost it.
840
00:52:32,147 --> 00:52:35,870
I just ran over and started
pleading with her. Just pleading.
841
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,590
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Just turn it off.
842
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,030
Turn it off. Beth, turn it off.
843
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,990
Help. Get off me !
844
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:50,482
Some passer-by called the police.
They took me down the station.
845
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,381
And that was that.
846
00:52:55,828 --> 00:52:58,418
So, by now, the blocks
got legal backing.
847
00:52:58,695 --> 00:53:01,405
And there's a GPS so that if I go
within ten metres of her,
848
00:53:01,447 --> 00:53:03,740
bang - I get arrested.
849
00:53:05,978 --> 00:53:07,233
Harsh.
850
00:53:07,781 --> 00:53:10,571
Yeah, and I've got no idea
where she is.
851
00:53:10,702 --> 00:53:13,202
If�
Whether she's had the baby or not.
852
00:53:13,704 --> 00:53:15,217
Whether it's a boy or a girl.
853
00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:17,405
If it's ok.
854
00:53:19,221 --> 00:53:21,756
I've got absolutely no way
of getting in touch with her.
855
00:53:22,708 --> 00:53:25,599
Except I knew where her dad lived.
856
00:53:26,691 --> 00:53:29,592
So I write her a letter,
this begging letter.
857
00:53:31,617 --> 00:53:35,256
Laying it all out, you know,
and I get no response.
858
00:53:38,838 --> 00:53:40,725
So I write again�
859
00:53:43,465 --> 00:53:45,277
�and again�
860
00:53:47,287 --> 00:53:49,003
�and again.
861
00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:51,761
No response.
862
00:53:55,010 --> 00:53:56,520
She cut you out good.
863
00:53:57,316 --> 00:53:59,253
But there was one thing I could do.
864
00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:02,550
I knew she spent every Christmas
with him at his place,
865
00:54:02,886 --> 00:54:05,691
so I knew that she would
definitely be there.
866
00:54:06,823 --> 00:54:12,206
So, the day before,
Christmas Eve, I headed up.
867
00:54:15,017 --> 00:54:19,214
And where her dad lived was this
isolated place in the back of beyond.
868
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:21,941
I'd never been up there without her.
869
00:54:22,363 --> 00:54:24,871
It was weird being on the outside.
870
00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:29,272
I waited there all day. Until�
871
00:54:45,487 --> 00:54:47,691
Well, I had to take a closer look.
872
00:54:48,839 --> 00:54:51,800
And there's her dad with our baby,
873
00:54:51,886 --> 00:54:53,785
but I can't even see its face
because�
874
00:54:53,844 --> 00:54:56,324
Legal blocks cover offspring too.
875
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,855
Been there.
876
00:55:00,627 --> 00:55:02,315
That hurts.
877
00:55:05,977 --> 00:55:09,977
I couldn't even tell
if it was a boy or a girl.
878
00:55:18,830 --> 00:55:21,222
I know this sounds stupid�
879
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,061
�but seeing something�
880
00:55:28,919 --> 00:55:31,245
�was better than nothing.
881
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,151
So I kept going back.
882
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,080
It became an annual pilgrimage.
883
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:46,440
Once a year I'd head up there
and watch them from a distance.
884
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:50,350
Watching the kid grow up, you know ?
885
00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:07,420
More than anything I just wanted
to make some sort of contact.
886
00:56:07,509 --> 00:56:08,926
Anything.
887
00:56:09,388 --> 00:56:14,239
So, one Christmas, kid must have been
about four by now, I headed up there
888
00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:16,669
and I took a little
present with me.
889
00:56:17,157 --> 00:56:20,069
Just a small, stupid thing.
890
00:56:24,755 --> 00:56:28,755
For the first time,
I could see she was a girl.
891
00:56:31,936 --> 00:56:33,911
I had a daughter.
892
00:56:38,668 --> 00:56:41,348
So, Santa Claus�
893
00:56:42,888 --> 00:56:44,622
�did you try it again next year ?
894
00:56:46,324 --> 00:56:48,669
Something happened before then.
895
00:57:00,030 --> 00:57:02,332
It had been a few months
since I'd been up there to�
896
00:57:02,357 --> 00:57:03,570
�look at my daughter.
897
00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:07,924
I was just sat at home watching TV,
flipping through the channels.
898
00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:11,475
�which claimed the lives of 26
people on a quiet Wednesday morning.
899
00:57:11,590 --> 00:57:13,404
Passengers like Palab Ghatak,
900
00:57:13,492 --> 00:57:15,971
just 18, on his way
to his first job interview,
901
00:57:16,417 --> 00:57:20,339
and Bethany Grey, a young mother
who'd only recently started�
902
00:57:24,318 --> 00:57:26,878
It had been so long since I'd
seen her, it was hard to imagine
903
00:57:26,903 --> 00:57:29,412
anything but that shadow in her place.
904
00:57:30,310 --> 00:57:32,999
But now that the block
had died with her�
905
00:57:35,184 --> 00:57:36,630
�there she was.
906
00:57:38,358 --> 00:57:39,990
She was gone.
907
00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:47,075
Sorry.
908
00:57:53,101 --> 00:57:55,896
But there was one silver lining�
909
00:57:56,434 --> 00:57:57,824
With the block gone.
910
00:57:58,077 --> 00:58:00,177
You'd get to see your daughter.
911
00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:09,952
It was almost Christmas,
so I bought her this snow globe -
912
00:58:10,203 --> 00:58:12,443
Just a present to give her.
913
00:58:12,888 --> 00:58:15,794
And I headed up to Beth's dads.
914
00:58:31,377 --> 00:58:33,062
And there she was.
915
00:58:36,208 --> 00:58:38,047
Not a silhouette.
916
00:58:40,211 --> 00:58:41,430
Real.
917
00:59:03,487 --> 00:59:05,269
Hello, darling.
918
00:59:26,430 --> 00:59:28,460
919
00:59:28,510 --> 00:59:32,060
920
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:36,110
921
00:59:36,670 --> 00:59:39,420
922
00:59:39,470 --> 00:59:43,100
923
00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:47,150
924
00:59:48,295 --> 00:59:52,295
925
00:59:53,999 --> 00:59:56,968
What is it, May ?
Would you like a drink ?
926
01:00:05,726 --> 01:00:07,734
What are you doing here ?
927
01:00:19,212 --> 01:00:21,002
Beth's dead.
928
01:00:21,177 --> 01:00:23,054
Do you understand ?
929
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,250
She's dead.
930
01:00:25,679 --> 01:00:27,546
There's nothing for you here.
931
01:00:31,607 --> 01:00:33,577
Where's my daughter ?
932
01:00:34,811 --> 01:00:36,920
What daughter ?
933
01:00:38,008 --> 01:00:40,062
This is Beth's daughter.
934
01:00:40,713 --> 01:00:43,124
I want to see my daughter.
935
01:00:44,406 --> 01:00:47,312
May, go upstairs.
936
01:01:01,765 --> 01:01:04,195
If this is about those letters�
937
01:01:04,813 --> 01:01:07,163
�I threw them out
before she saw them.
938
01:01:08,622 --> 01:01:09,932
She was a mess,
939
01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,437
shed had to leave
everything behind.
940
01:01:15,159 --> 01:01:17,734
I want to see my daughter.
941
01:01:19,304 --> 01:01:21,335
I think you should go.
942
01:01:27,315 --> 01:01:29,687
Get out of this house.
943
01:01:36,896 --> 01:01:38,726
I want to see my daughter.
944
01:01:39,261 --> 01:01:41,335
You have no daughter here !
945
01:01:59,510 --> 01:02:03,510
on somebody's face
946
01:02:05,110 --> 01:02:07,580
947
01:02:07,630 --> 01:02:10,860
948
01:02:10,910 --> 01:02:12,900
949
01:02:12,950 --> 01:02:16,950
is on the way
950
01:02:17,390 --> 01:02:21,390
Christmas every day�
951
01:02:27,938 --> 01:02:29,984
It was that clock.
952
01:02:30,115 --> 01:02:31,952
It was that clock.
953
01:02:33,724 --> 01:02:35,632
Then what happened ?
954
01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:42,094
Tell me.
955
01:02:43,190 --> 01:02:44,758
I just left.
956
01:02:45,914 --> 01:02:50,300
957
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:53,460
958
01:02:53,510 --> 01:02:57,510
light my merry way
959
01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:04,102
960
01:03:04,297 --> 01:03:07,660
I got in the car
and I just drove.
961
01:03:09,385 --> 01:03:11,699
Anywhere. I don't know where.
962
01:03:16,769 --> 01:03:20,769
I walked into the nearest town
and I�
963
01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:24,129
I slept on the street and I drank.
964
01:03:29,029 --> 01:03:34,619
And then after a while, I don't know how long,
a couple of months, they picked me up.
965
01:03:35,310 --> 01:03:39,310
They wanted me to talk
but I couldn't talk�
966
01:03:40,721 --> 01:03:44,721
�because if I said it,
it would be real.
967
01:03:46,418 --> 01:03:49,650
So I didn't say anything,
I didn't tell them.
968
01:03:54,066 --> 01:03:56,275
And what about the girl ?
969
01:03:58,527 --> 01:04:00,860
What happened to the girl ?
970
01:04:04,532 --> 01:04:06,681
I only know what they said.
971
01:04:08,343 --> 01:04:10,400
What did they say ?
972
01:04:20,063 --> 01:04:22,835
- What did they say ?
- What is this place ?
973
01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:26,085
- What did they say ?
- What do we do here ?
974
01:04:26,124 --> 01:04:27,265
Our job. The job.
975
01:04:27,295 --> 01:04:30,158
Joe, stay with me.
What did they say ?
976
01:04:31,982 --> 01:04:33,612
What did they say, Joe ?
977
01:04:33,732 --> 01:04:36,533
That she just�
she just stayed in the house.
978
01:04:50,243 --> 01:04:51,793
It was, um�
979
01:04:52,358 --> 01:04:54,921
It was Christmas Eve, so she just�
980
01:04:55,236 --> 01:04:57,616
�she just stayed hidden.
She didn't move.
981
01:05:05,573 --> 01:05:09,573
Then on Boxing Day she realised
that no-one was going to help.
982
01:05:15,304 --> 01:05:19,304
And she gave her grandad
a present that she'd made.
983
01:05:26,959 --> 01:05:29,124
And she went out to go and get help.
984
01:05:42,204 --> 01:05:44,163
How far did she get ?
985
01:05:53,444 --> 01:05:56,609
Oh, may God forgive me.
God forgive me.
986
01:05:56,830 --> 01:05:58,819
So you confess ?
987
01:06:00,619 --> 01:06:02,093
Joe ?
988
01:06:07,903 --> 01:06:09,499
Just say it.
989
01:06:11,116 --> 01:06:12,468
Just let it out.
990
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:22,843
I confess.
991
01:06:23,218 --> 01:06:24,896
I confess.
992
01:06:34,547 --> 01:06:36,377
Whoo ! I knew I could do it.
993
01:06:36,421 --> 01:06:38,686
Boom ! I told you I'd get it.
994
01:06:39,056 --> 01:06:41,460
All right, I'm coming out.
995
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:44,054
Sorry, Joe.
996
01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:07,229
Well ? That had to be enough�
997
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:09,690
Full confession. Clear conviction.
998
01:07:09,763 --> 01:07:11,433
Well done.
999
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,523
Two days we pressed him
and he said piss all,
1000
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:16,851
this bastard cracks him
in 70 minutes.
1001
01:07:16,876 --> 01:07:18,812
He knows he's guilty,
he needed to unload.
1002
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:22,624
It wasn't really 70 minutes,
not to him.
1003
01:07:23,416 --> 01:07:26,526
When he was first ingested,
I tweaked the time preferences,
1004
01:07:26,739 --> 01:07:30,739
made it seam like five years
from his perspective.
1005
01:07:30,812 --> 01:07:34,194
Some might say that five years
with me is punishment enough.
1006
01:07:34,757 --> 01:07:36,609
Wait here.
1007
01:07:44,281 --> 01:07:45,843
Mr Potter.
1008
01:07:46,591 --> 01:07:49,261
Congratulations on your confession.
1009
01:07:49,390 --> 01:07:52,960
That cookie we took out of your head
just gave us the full story.
1010
01:07:54,503 --> 01:07:56,693
So you can keep the silent act up
as long as you want.
1011
01:07:56,774 --> 01:08:00,774
Makes no difference -
you've already talked.
1012
01:08:03,686 --> 01:08:05,804
Also, Merry Christmas.
1013
01:08:16,612 --> 01:08:17,683
So�
1014
01:08:18,917 --> 01:08:19,972
The deal ?
1015
01:08:21,028 --> 01:08:25,028
Break a confession from him
and I go free, right ?
1016
01:08:25,597 --> 01:08:27,867
I'm the expert, you needed me�
1017
01:08:28,051 --> 01:08:30,425
That's one for the Home Office.
1018
01:08:30,804 --> 01:08:34,804
Well make good on the offer.
You're free to go, Mr Trent.
1019
01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:38,112
With some caveats.
1020
01:08:38,997 --> 01:08:41,707
- Caveats ?
- You'll be on the register.
1021
01:08:42,597 --> 01:08:43,956
What register ?
1022
01:08:44,004 --> 01:08:46,194
The one for Peeping Tom pervs.
1023
01:08:46,431 --> 01:08:49,902
All I did was help some lonely guys
by providing a service.
1024
01:08:49,948 --> 01:08:51,218
An illegal service.
1025
01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:53,737
You also failed to report a murder -
1026
01:08:53,836 --> 01:08:55,972
fatal poisoning,
in case you've forgotten.
1027
01:08:55,997 --> 01:08:59,292
Kept that information from your
Cookie Monster mate, didn't you ?
1028
01:08:59,557 --> 01:09:01,147
What does it mean, this register ?
1029
01:09:01,219 --> 01:09:03,249
- It means you're blocked.
- By who ?
1030
01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:05,394
By everyone.
1031
01:09:38,910 --> 01:09:40,540
Hot chestnuts !
1032
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:41,390
Christmas everyday
1033
01:10:41,440 --> 01:10:43,768
1034
01:10:46,104 --> 01:10:47,229
1035
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:51,190
Hey, come on.
1036
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,830
Just changing the time settings.
1037
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:55,110
Cranked him up
to 1,000 years a minute.
1038
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:57,440
There's a proper sentence.
1039
01:10:57,877 --> 01:11:00,173
Or do you want me to switch him off ?
1040
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,775
No. Leave him on for Christmas.
1041
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:25,040
it could be Christmas every day
1042
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:29,070
1043
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:33,120
1044
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,230
When the snowman brings the snow
1045
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:05,230
He just might like to know
1046
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,910
1047
01:12:06,960 --> 01:12:09,750
Aaaarrrgh !
1048
01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:12,830
that sleigh�
1049
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:16,430
Argh! Aaargh!
1050
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:19,310
Along the milky way
1051
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,350
the rooftop in the snow
1052
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:24,590
1053
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,640
Christmas every day
1054
01:12:31,120 --> 01:12:35,120
and the band begins to play
1055
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:41,400
Christmas every day
1056
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,640
for Christmas.
1057
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,710
Ok, you lot, take it !
1058
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:59,760
Christmas every day
1059
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:03,270
1060
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:07,320
and the band begins to play
1061
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:10,310
1062
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:14,360
Christmas every day
1063
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,680
for Christmas
1064
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:27,800
1065
01:13:30,520 --> 01:13:34,520